THATS INSANE! WHAT A COINCIDENCE?! WE LOVE FREE STUFF TOO!!
We should be besties :]
A wise man, John Travolta once said "Just cos' it's free, dont mean it's no good!"
We are giving out packs of premium, slow burning papers with crutches (for the perfect joint.) These bad boys come in custom, state of the art packaging. We sourced the finest materials on earth and consulted with a random dude on the corner of Hollywood and Highland to come up with a sweet magnetic enclosure that ensures these babies are well-protected.
As an added bonus, we made them gluten-free (for some of you wheat-conscious, TidePod-eating weirdos)
Just fill this out and we'll get them on their way!