Its official! You did it! Welcome to the Rebellion!
Today will go down in Rebel Coast history!
We can’t tell you how excited we are! The alarms are ringing, we’re dancing in the street, and Chip just ate a big, red candle!
You spent your hard earned moolah on us and we couldn’t be more excited!
Your order is set to be packed and shipped out as soon as humanly (or in-humanely, if need be) as possible!
Believe us when we say it, your money is well spent. In fact, we were exactly your purchase amount shy of hitting our funding goal of purchasing a mini giraffe! We will name it after you in honor of your selfless deed.
Remember to post and tag us on social media, because PICS or it didn’t happen. And believe you me, we want it to happen. We’ve already told all of our friends and family you’d do it and you don’t want to make us look like liars, do you? Capeesh?
Back to your order:
As soon as its packed, we will all shed tears of joy as a little piece of us is sent on its way to its new forever home.
Take care of it, and it will literally take care of you. (Seriously…we did studies on this. 60% of the time, it works…every time.)
The Rebel Coast Team
PS: Your mom told us to tell you that the good dining room is only for when guests are over